Nothing to be ashamed of…

April 3, 2008

It started off with a negotiation:

Me: I really want to see you, but…

Him: But you can’t afford me.

He was right.

Him: I usually charge $500 for 10 sessions. But I’ll give you a deal.

Me: Anything. I’d appreciate it.

He offered me 2 sessions. $60 each. I couldn’t afford it but I couldn’t say no.

Have I mentioned that my trainer is hot!

I really needed a kick in the pants and I wanted him to do the kicking.

When we met for the first time, he sat down and he listened to me.

When I started the workout, he encouraged me. He was focused on me. There wasn’t anyone else in the world. It was worth every penny.

Yeah – I paid him to make me the center of his world for 2 sessions, 1 hour each. Maybe it’s a little like prostitution. But I’m not ashamed. Maybe I’m the John.

But you can call me Jane.

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  • 1. Sam  |  April 10, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    Let me get this straight: he usually offers 10 sessions at $50 per session normally, but because he’s such a nice guy, he’ll give you a special rate of $60 per session?

    Sister, I’ll kick you in the pants for free.

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  • 2. Average Jane  |  April 10, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    So it seems I left something out. It’s $50 per session for 10 sessions, $75 for a single session, and $60 per single session if you sweat my proverbial balls like he does.

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