“That was quick!” — Another “That’s what she said” moment

You know what drives me nuts? I read everywhere that even if all you can do is 15 minutes at the gym, you should still go. Anything is better than nothing, right? Since I’ve had a harder and harder time fitting in gym time, my “all I can do” workouts have been my saving grace. With plans tonight, 20 minutes was all I could do…

I finished my cardio and headed for the door.

I saw the dickhead “trainer” who works for the gym standing at the front desk and I knew what was coming.

“Wow. That was quick.”

Yeah, numbnuts. Thanks. I’m so glad you have finally figured out a way to encourage me. And you wonder why people don’t pay for your personal training.

That was quick? Yeah. That’s what she said.

Nothing to be ashamed of…

It started off with a negotiation:

Me: I really want to see you, but…

Him: But you can’t afford me.

He was right.

Him: I usually charge $500 for 10 sessions. But I’ll give you a deal.

Me: Anything. I’d appreciate it.

He offered me 2 sessions. $60 each. I couldn’t afford it but I couldn’t say no.

Have I mentioned that my trainer is hot!

I really needed a kick in the pants and I wanted him to do the kicking.

When we met for the first time, he sat down and he listened to me.

When I started the workout, he encouraged me. He was focused on me. There wasn’t anyone else in the world. It was worth every penny.

Yeah – I paid him to make me the center of his world for 2 sessions, 1 hour each. Maybe it’s a little like prostitution. But I’m not ashamed. Maybe I’m the John.

But you can call me Jane.